March 2012
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
I have feelings about this blog
gensing:
ophiuchustroll:
ooohthatscrispy:
brb-scarf-sale:
http://fuckyeahricksantorum.tumblr.com/
what the christ
SCREAMS
omfg
yolo
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
Me: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
freakshow1313:
you-kissed-the-lips-of-evil:
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February 2012
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
manosukestoned420:
omfg i told my little brother that using the word “homo” as an insult isnt nice and noW HES ON XBOX LIVE AND HE KEEPS YELLING “YOU FREAKING HETEROSEXUALS” OMFG
I thought I should make a deep and personal ask...
† Your religious views?
@ Have you ever self-harmed? Why?
# Relationship with your father?
$ Relationship with your mother?
% Who is your most loved person?
^ Have you ever been bullied?
& What is your sexuality?
☼ Who makes you the happiest?
* What is the most heroic thing you've ever done?
+ What calms you down when you're upset?
♥ Have you ever fallen in love?
¤ Had your heart broken?
© Have you been betrayed in the past? How?
¶ Who do you miss the most?
§ Have you ever attempted suicide?
! Share a secret?
It's not the Academy Award unless
apriki:
half your dash is bitching about the movie that’s sweeping
the other half is stanning the movie that’s sweeping
two people are talking non-stop about how they’re not watching the Oscars
there are 250 Return of the King nostalgia posts
Reblog if you love Louis Tomlinson.
dreamsof-1d:
louislikesmahcarrots:
This better get a million fucking notes or else I’m telling Louis and he won’t give you any carrots.
There were so many Louis Tomlinson gifs that I wanted to post but I didn’t want this to be a long ass post. Enjoy.
Credit goes out to owner of gifs
iwrotesins:
i’m going to write a book and make the paper out of onions so everyone will cry and think i’m the best author ever
thewintersoldier:
omg do you ever read like fic on livejournal and your scroll bar is like halfway down and you’re like GR8 SO MUCH HOMO LEFT 2 READ and then you realize that 2/3 of the way down it’s just fucking COMMENTS AND YOU FEEL CHEATED
thehatred-tohislove:
Normal people stealing crown jewels:
Moriarty:
John Watson: I'm not his date!
Sherlock:
Mrs. Hudson: lol
Lestrade: lol
Mycroft: lol
Irene: lol
Moriarty: lol
Tumblr: lol
World: lol
Universe: lol
